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Ran Quotes by Jack Handey
- It makes me mad when people say I turned and ran like a scared rabbit. Maybe it was like an angry rabbit, who was running…
- I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I ran up and lit the evil puppet villain on fire. No,…
- The people in the village were real poor, so none of the children had any toys. But this one little boy had gotten an old…
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- I started out mopping floors, waiting tables, and tending bar at my dad's tavern. I put myself through school working odd jobs… — John Boehner
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- I remember once, actually the first race I ran, I fell. — Usain Bolt
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- One of the things that I did before I ran for president is I was a professional speaker. Not a motivational speaker… — Herman Cain
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- I did everything. I ran my life exactly as I wanted to, all the time. I never listened to anybody. I'm pig-headed. — Michael Caine