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Rain Quotes by George Carlin
- There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting!
- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
- The mayfly lives only one day. And sometimes it rains.
- We will never be an advanced civilization as long as rain showers can delay the launching of a space rocket.
- Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.
More Rain Quotes
- My face looks like a wedding-cake left out in the rain. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? — Douglas Adams
- Tears of joy are like the summer rain drops pierced by sunbeams. — Hosea Ballou
- If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? — Tom Barrett
- It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. — Dave Barry
- I've always said that one night, I'm going to find myself in some field somewhere, I'm standing on grass, and it's raining,… — Drew Barrymore
- Many a man curses the rain that falls upon his head, and knows not that it brings abundance to drive away the… — Saint Basil
- I am like Howard Beale. When he came out of the rain and he was like, none of this makes any sense.… — Glenn Beck
- A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. — Joseph Addison
- We run around so much - with the best intentions: I want to save the rain forest. I've gotta clean up the… — Ed Begley, Jr.
- If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. — Brendan Behan
- This veridic nose arrives everywhere a quarter of an hour before its master. Ten shoemakers, good round fat ones too, go and… — Cyrano de Bergerac