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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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Two big questions that people ask me are: if we make these robots more and more human-like, will we accept them -…
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If you lived in the Dark Ages, and you were a catapult operator, I bet the most common question people would ask…
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I often feel like saying, when I hear the question 'People aren't ready,' that it's like telling a person who is trying…
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It comes back to the same old question people are always asking me: 'When are you going to do a solo record?'…
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Why go now? That is the question people asked when I announced I was retiring. A combination of things made me feel…
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I used to feel for years and years and years that I was very remiss not to have written a novel and…
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When you're a writer, the question people always ask you is, "Where do you get your ideas?" Writers hate this question. It's…
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Look, this isn’t The Mummy. It’s not like a teenaged girl’s diary could resurrect the dead or anything. It’s just the story…
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If you go to Atlanta, the first question people ask you is, "What's your business?" In Macon they ask, "Where do you…
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The only reason I don't question people is that I question my innerself too often to afford the luxury of time to…
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