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• I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
• Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
• Indeed, moderation is my middle name (though I do not often use it in signing legal documents)
• I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best of everything.
• The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
• Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more…
• The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.
• Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than…

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