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Probably Hit Quotes by Jack Handey
- If I lived in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That was if some…
- It's interesting to think that my ancestors used to live in the trees, like apes, until finally they got the nerve to head out onto…
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- If I lived in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That… — Jack Handey
- It's interesting to think that my ancestors used to live in the trees, like apes, until finally they got the nerve to… — Jack Handey
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