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Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates the use…
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I'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called "fear of success".
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The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective.
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Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let the chips…
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Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.
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Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell you from…
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Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s…
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I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything.
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The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'
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Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?
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I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre,…
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A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him and go…
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I feel like when we talk about post-apocalyptic themes that's what we're really talking about. We're always returning to this sense of…
— Unknown Author
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Analysis of President Bush's tax plan has revealed that several elaborate tricks and gimmicks were used to make it look like a…
— Jon Stewart
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If humans one day become extinct from a catastrophic collision, there would be no greater tragedy in the history of life in…
— Neil deGrasse Tyson
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I quite like post-apocalyptic films, things like 'Mad Max' for instance, because they are so full on and there is something quite…
— Anthony Daniels
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Post-apocalyptic novels tell you that in the future there is some great war. I would tell you that most cops say that…
— Lisa Gardner
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I grew up in the '80s where there's a lot of these kind of post-apocalyptic, post-comet, post-whatever it was, so that always…
— Gillian Flynn
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Miami is just really fun whenever I go there. It's like this post-apocalyptic Barbie world: everything is pink, and there're palm trees…
— Grimes
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Dude. Post-apocalyptic world. Who does job applications anymore?” “I do.” I squint at it, then him. “What are you paying me?” I…
— Karen Marie Moning
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They're the soothsayers, all these sci-fi short-story writers. They have totally predicted our civilization and what the future is, and it's nice…
— Hilarie Burton
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