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Party Quotes by Chelsea Handler
- There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.
- My relationship with my father had been on the proverbial fritz since the time I was fifteen and called the police to report him for…
- Lydia was the kind of friend whom people referred to as a 'party favor' -- always fun to be around but she doesn't have any…
- I don't appreciate people who celebrate their dog's birthdays with "dog parties," and then invite their friends who don't even have dogs. I understand why…
- I have more respect for somebody who's like, 'Yeah I like to party, so screw off,' then for Tara , who talks about not partying…
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