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Other Quotes by George Carlin
- The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
- I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.
- I'm never critical or judgmental about whether or not a movie is any good. The way I look at it, if several hundred people got…
- I find it discouraging - and a bit depressing - when I notice the unequal treatment afforded by the media to UFO believers on the…
- I was looking in the mirror the other day and I realized I haven't changed much since I was in my twenties. The only difference…
- There are two types of people: One strives to control his environment, the other strives not to let his environment control him. I like to…
- In TV today, you can say I pricked my finger, but you can't say it the other way around.
- When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
- I've begun worshipping the sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the sun.…
- The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
- It turned out I was pretty good in science. But again, because of the small budget, in science class we couldn't afford to do experiments…
- The worst thing about e-mail is that you can’t interrupt the other person. You have to read the whole thing and then e-mail them back,…
- Capitalism tries for a delicate balance: It attempts to work things out so that everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from getting violent…
- One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
More Other Quotes
- Power and violence are opposites; where the one rules absolutely, the other is absent. Violence appears where power is in jeopardy, but… — Hannah Arendt
- The most perfect political community is one in which the middle class is in control, and outnumbers both of the other classes. — Aristotle
- Jealousy is both reasonable and belongs to reasonable men, while envy is base and belongs to the base, for the one makes… — Aristotle
- A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler… — Aristotle
- In poverty and other misfortunes of life, true friends are a sure refuge. The young they keep out of mischief; to the… — Aristotle
- The greatest virtues are those which are most useful to other persons. — Aristotle
- No one would choose a friendless existence on condition of having all the other things in the world. — Aristotle
- Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. — Aristotle
- It is Homer who has chiefly taught other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. — Aristotle
- Perfect friendship is the friendship of men who are good, and alike in excellence; for these wish well alike to each other… — Aristotle
- Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision. — Dick Armey
- Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so… — Richard Armour