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- Fried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That's pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha! — Jessica Simpson
- I want teachers to teach, and I want Oreos to be eaten. — Neil Cavuto
- I am a picky eater. By that I mean, I love to pick the raisins out of oatmeal raisin cookies, the chips… — Dylan Lauren
- Get a grip, Oreo, and be true to the game. — Ice Cube
- Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better. — Robert Redford
- What would Kathy say if she knew I let the whole crew eat those Oreos when they never did eat their carrot… — Dean Hughes
- Lucas seemed to have realized our prediciment at the same moment I had. "I haven't got my credit card with me. Kinda… — Claudia Gray
- Khufu carefully picked out everything that ended with-o—Doritos, Oreos, and some chunks of meat. Buffalo? Armadillo? I was scared to even ask. — Rick Riordan