Oreos Quotes

24 quotes by 24 authors

Fried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That's pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha! — Jessica Simpson
I want teachers to teach, and I want Oreos to be eaten. — Neil Cavuto
I am a picky eater. By that I mean, I love to pick the raisins out of oatmeal raisin cookies, the chips out of chocolate… — Dylan Lauren
Get a grip, Oreo, and be true to the game. — Ice Cube
Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better. — Robert Redford
What would Kathy say if she knew I let the whole crew eat those Oreos when they never did eat their carrot sticks (which I… — Dean Hughes
Lucas seemed to have realized our prediciment at the same moment I had. "I haven't got my credit card with me. Kinda left in a… — Claudia Gray
Khufu carefully picked out everything that ended with-oâ€”Doritos, Oreos, and some chunks of meat. Buffalo? Armadillo? I was scared to even ask. — Rick Riordan
Iâ€™m not sure I could trust a man who would bypass an Oreo in favor of vanilla wafers. Itâ€™s a fundamental character flaw, possibly a… — Jonathan Maberry
As we're standing there I realize we're almost exactly the same height. We must look like the dark and light side of an Oreo cookie,… — Lauren Oliver
Amy was profoundly shocked. "A little over an hour ago, our bus was attacked by three men in ski masks. They definitely knew me, and… — Gordon Korman
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has… — Steven Wright
Organic Oreos are not a health food. When Coca-Cola begins selling organic Coke, as it surely will, the company will have struck a blow for… — Michael Pollan
Itâ€™s like he has this power over meâ€”like I have an eating disorder and heâ€™s a package of Oreo Double Stuff cookies. — Christopher Moore
Taking pictures is like tiptoeing into the kitchen late at night and stealing Oreo cookies. — Diane Arbus
A lot of people love Oreos. So their manufacturer is making money. That means more dividends for shareholders. — Maria Bartiromo
A friend is like an oreo, its not always that great, but it always gets better! — Erinn Westbrook
I love Oreos. — Kourtney Kardashian
I have low self-esteem, but I express it the healthy way... by eating a box of Double-Stuff Oreos. — Miranda Hobbes
OREOS: First you twist it, then you... oh crap, it broke. — Saul Rodriguez

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