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• Laws are spider webs through which the big flies pass and the little ones get caught. — Honore de Balzac
• Where do all the women who have watched so carefully over the lives of their beloved ones get the heroism to send… — Kathe Kollwitz
• Technology is not neutral. We're inside of what we make, and it's inside of us. We're living in a world of connections… — Donna J. Haraway
• Here's a suggestion for a new animal, if some new ones get created or evolve: something that stings you, then laughs at… — Jack Handey
• After so many years, I've learned that being creative is a full-time job with its own daily patterns. That's why writers, for… — Twyla Tharp
• Not every good idea survives. Not every new form of art is repeated. Not every new potential instinct is successful. Only the… — Rupert Sheldrake
• When you work on anything, you want to find the range of impulses - which ones get portrayed is another question, but… — Willem Dafoe
• I suck at all this supernatural stuff. But I fry a mean chicken. Oh, good. I hate it when the nice ones… — Darynda Jones
• Most voices die unheard, Only luckier ones get the right set of ears. — Shalini
• Men are like: Cars sold at auctions - Depending on who you end up with, they'll be cheap or expensive either way,… — Unknown Author

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