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One Quotes by Jim Gaffigan
- Whenever one of my children says, 'Goodnight, Daddy,' I always think to myself, 'You don't mean that.
- There were times in my life when I had one thing to do all day, but I still couldn’t get to it. “I gotta go…
- I only dated one Asian girl, but she was very Asian. She was a panda.
- One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.
- No one goes into standup to make money. The frustration and rejection are just too much.
- Manhattan's probably one of the bluest parts in the country, and Indiana's definitely one of the redder states. I have sympathy for both sides.
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