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Once Quotes by W.C. Fields
- I once donated a pint of my finest red corpuscles to the great American Red Cross and the doctor opined my blood was very helpful;…
- I was married once--in San Francisco. I haven't seen her for many years. The great earthquake and fire in 1906 destroyed the marriage certificate. There's…
- I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
- Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
- I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
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