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Off Quotes by Steven Wright
- Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and…
- I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.
- My act is an exaggeration of a part of me. I'm much more expressive off stage.
- I like to talk about lint and coasters, the expansion of the universe and maybe McDonald's. I'm completely turned off by the idea of politics.
- Very rarely do I talk off the top of my head on stage. I'm not an improv guy. I'm a writer-guy who presents what he's…
- I don't go off and sit down and try to write material, because then it's contrived and forced. I just live my life, and I…
- The things I talk about and explain couldn't happen - yet, they don't seem impossible - you could say I talk about the world in…
- So I got off the plane and I forget to take off my seat-belt and I’m dragging the plane through the terminal... The wings are…
- How do you get off a non-stop flight?
- I’m so tired... I was up all night trying to round off infinity.
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