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Now Quotes by Steven Wright
- I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add.
- I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.
- The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
- I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
- I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, 'You were a good boy onstage…
- I've been thinking of humorous things since I was... I can't remember when. All the way through elementary school, all the way through junior high,…
- When I was on TV in the '80s, I wasn't thinking, 'There's a 10-year-old kid watching this and in 15 years, he's gonna be doing…
- Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
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- We thought we were running away from the grownups, and now we are the grownups. — Margaret Atwood
- I've had trouble now and again in Nigeria because I have spoken up about the mistreatment of factions in the country because… — Chinua Achebe
- The same thing which is now called Christian religion existed among the ancients. They have begun to call 'Christian' the true religion… — Saint Augustine
- She saw too that man has the power of exceeding himself, of becoming himself more entirely and profoundly than he is, truths… — Sri Aurobindo
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