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News Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
- TV's Tony Snow becomes the White House press secretary. How will he make the difficult transition from Fox News reporter to Republican apologist? ... Mr.…
- A native American group has filed a class-action lawsuit against the government for mismanagement of oil, gas, grazing, timber and other royalties since 1887. They're…
- Democrats lead in all the polls by at least ten points, except one.. Fox News. That is with a margin of error of plus or…
- Every night on my show, The Colbert Report, I speak straight from the gut, okay? I give people the truth, unfiltered by rational argument. I…
- I'm a huge news junkie. I love what the news does.
- I'm not here to affect you politically or socially. I'm here to make you laugh. I use the news as the palette for my jokes.
- (on fox news).... it's like watching a Disney movie about the news.
- Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They dont know theyre being funny.
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- When good news about the market hits the front page of the New York Times, sell. — Bernard Baruch
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- No philosophy, no religion, has ever brought so glad a message to the world as this good news of Atheism. — Annie Besant
- My parents didn't hide reality. I watched cartoons and the news with equal fascination. — Jello Biafra
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