"Fake news executives are nicer than real news……" — Stephen Colbert
"Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They dont know theyre being funny."
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321 Quotes by Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert has 321 quotes on this site.
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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today?…
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Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you…
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Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and…
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
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I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the…
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Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not…
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First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in'…
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If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
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I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it…
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Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
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Dont blame me, I was given this world, I didn't make it.
— Tupac Shakur
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But I see now that whether I show up for work or not, the evil forces are going to beat…
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You dont have to hold on to the pain, to hold on to the memory.
— Janet Jackson
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"Tell em keep my name out they mouth cuz they dont know me"
— Lil Wayne
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Gods dont kill people. People with Gods kill people.
— Unknown Author
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Temperature is as far as the heat goes, people are haters cos im doing something good. Hate me dont hate…
— Tupac Shakur
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Ain't no chance if you dont take it.
— Guy Clark
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Im very clear that everyone in the world loves me. I just dont expect them to realize it yet.
— Byron Katie
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As you see, I do not treat the creation of fiction, that to say the invention and development of fantasies,as…
— J M Coetzee
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Some of us do so much to make others happy. Sad thing is, some of us dont even know someone…
— Wiz Khalifa
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Hush little baby, Dont you cry, Dont cut your arms, Dont say goodbye. Put down that razor, Put down that…
— Emily Giffin
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In the land of "I know," there is always competitiveness, jealousy, pretence, pride and arrogance. It is an aggressive realm…
— Mooji
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