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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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There are many ways to be a mother. I have a lot of young actors I mentor, and my nieces and my…
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I have 14 nieces and nephews.
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I'm not all that big on rides. I sort of like bumper cars but I don't really go to Disneyland all that…
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But, the truth is and we can argue about whether this is right or not as long as we want to, but…
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Most everything I do revolves around tae kwon do. That said, I like to be a typical girl and go shopping. I…
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My nephews all look at me differently now. Before, they couldn't relate to me, and now I'm like a god.
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I like to take pictures of lots of things: people-such as my nephews, my dogs, and just interesting objects that I see.…
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One day one of my little nephews came up to me and asked me if the equator was a real line that…
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