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Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates the use…
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I'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called "fear of success".
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The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective.
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Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let the chips…
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Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.
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Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell you from…
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Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s…
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I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything.
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The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'
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Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?
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I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre,…
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A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him and go…
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Popular Named After Me quotes from across the collection:
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In my hometown there is a pub named after me - The Frome Flyer on Jenson Avenue. How cool is that?!
— Jenson Button
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I want a sandwich named after me.
— Jon Stewart
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I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description…
— Eleanor Roosevelt
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been thrown out of so many.
— Casey Stengel
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I didn't grow up thinking, 'Oh, maybe someday I'm going to have a shoe named after me.'
— Sheryl Swoopes
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ONE THING I AM NEVER GOING TO DO WHEN I GROW UP Is fall in love, drop out of college, learn to…
— Nicole Krauss
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
— Steve Martin
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I wondered if it was possible to donate my body to science before I was actually dead. I wondered if a disease…
— Miriam Toews
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If this goes badly and I make a crater, I want it named after me!
— Iain Banks
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My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
— Darynda Jones
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Obviously I was disappointed when it fell into disuse, because it was my own track named after me, but I am sure…
— Linford Christie
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It means a lot in that I always felt invisible, and I was louder in my own head than I was verbally,…
— George Lopez
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