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• My dad and my uncles owned a bar outside of Cincinnati. I worked there growing up, mopping floors, waiting tables. — John Boehner
• I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a… — Jack Handey
• Ralph Stanley is like an uncle to us and now that all my uncles are gone, Ralph's singing is even more precious.… — Garrison Keillor
• Whenever I did a good performance, my Dad and my uncles, who were rabid movie fans, took me to the movies. There… — Mel Torme
• My grandmother did not come to see me till a month after my birth. I was born seven years after my only… — Saina Nehwal
• My father was a sea captain, so was his father, and his father before him, and all my uncles. My mother's people… — Joseph C. Lincoln
• My whole family is very artistic - my uncles are all actors and theatre directors. — Morena Baccarin
• My father and all my uncles on both sides served in the military in World War II and Korea. — Darrell Issa
• Mom was a smoker. My grandfather was a smoker. My aunts were smokers. My uncles were smokers. I don't know any smokers… — Jane Smiley
• My mother is a singer, my sisters all sing, my uncles are incredible singers and guitar players, so it's just kind of… — Bruno Mars
• My uncles, who are farmers in Minooka, Illinois - I grew up with them and their pickup trucks and mustaches, and to… — Nick Offerman
• I've been truly protected by my uncles. — will.i.am

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