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Steven Wright has 314 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
• I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
• I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm…
• I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there.
• My favorite book is anything by Kurt Vonnegut - he's my literary hero. I got to meet him several times, which was…
• When I was a fetus, I used to sneak out at night when my mother was sleeping. I figured I should start…
• I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don’t know how I got there.
• I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

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