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Mother Quotes by Steven Wright
- My mother is from another time - the funniest person to her is Lucille Ball; that's what she loves. A lot of times she tells…
- When I was a fetus, I used to sneak out at night when my mother was sleeping. I figured I should start stealing stuff while…
- If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?
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