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Monster Quotes by Jack Handey
- The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a fireman, but a man wants to grow…
- A good way to keep a mob of peasants from killing your monster is when they break into your castle, make them be real quiet,…
- I think my favorite monster movie is "Gone With the Wind", because it has that ear monster and that big-dress monster.
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- I'd love to do a movie where the monster is human, where the issue is not otherworldly, or horror or science fiction. — J. J. Abrams
- Marriage must incessantly contend with a monster that devours everything: familiarity. — Honore de Balzac
- May the same Almighty Goodness banish the accursed monster, war, from all lands, with her hated associates, rapine and insatiable ambition! — Daniel Boone
- One of the guys that used to run it - for some reason I've no idea why he used to call me… — Jo Brand
- I can see every monster as they come in. — Truman Capote
- Nothing is poetical if plain daylight is not poetical; and no monster should amaze us if the normal man does not amaze. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
- Man as an individual is a genius. But men in the mass form the headless monster, a great, brutish idiot that goes… — Charlie Chaplin
- The fanatic is incorruptible: if he kills for an idea, he can just as well get himself killed for one; in either… — Emile M. Cioran
- All I want is for people not to see me as this cartoon monster. — Jack Abramoff
- I think you have to know who you are. Get to know the monster that lives in your soul, dive deep into… — Tori Amos
- I saw and heard of none like me. Was I then a monster, a blot upon the earth, from which all men… — Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley
- The Alien bill proposed in the Senate is a monster that must forever disgrace its parents. — James Madison