Monkey Quotes

317 quotes by 264 authors

She ~ You're batshit crazy. Me ~ You knew this before you let me feed your monkey a banana. That was pretty irresponsible of you. — Rudy
Life is like monkey bars, got to let go to move on.. — Ritu Ghatourey
The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey… — A Josland
Don't think yourself of an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey. — Ramandeep Singh
Baby,boy A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh! The woman… — Jeffrey Sarpong
When a monkey nibbles on a penis, it's funny in any language. -Alan — The Hangover 2
I do blow all night. Monkey jerk me off while I watch Stu make fuck with lady-boy. -Mr. Chow — The Hangover 2
Bitch don't kill my vibe — Kendickft Jay-z
Have you ever seen monkey in jail? -Mr. Chow — The Hangover 2
Tell that gay monkey to leave my shit alone! -Mr. Chow — The Hangover 2
Man who keep feet firmly on ground, have trouble putting on pants. Woman who slides down banister, makes monkey shine. — Nikhil Saluja
I love my silly monkey. it is the cutest!!! — Gold
If money grew on trees,Girls would date monkey!!! — Punkinhead Abhishek
If we don't learn from our mistakes, then history will inevitably repeat itself. And those imbeciles that perpetuate drama with you because of the mistakes… — Isaiah Harden (Me)
Flirting with a ex is like teasing a monkey with a banana ;) — Punkinhead Abhishek
Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely… — Babloo
Don't be upset if they preferred someone else. It's difficult to convince a monkey that strawberries are sweeter than bananas. — Abhishek Tiwari

Who Wrote These Monkey Quotes

264 authors contributed a total of 317 Monkey Quotes, led by these top contributors: