Monkey Quotes

317 quotes by 264 authors

The monkey body has carried us to this moment of release, but we are coming more and more to exist in a world made by… — Terence McKenna
My way of learning is to heave a wild and unpredictable monkey-wrench into the machinery. — Dashiell Hammett
Getting over a painful experience is much like crossing monkey bars. You have to let go at some point in order to move forward. — C.S. Lewis
In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.â€ Sorry, Darwin-huggers, but itâ€™s not â€œIn the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay marriage. — Stephen Colbert
Iâ€™m just kinda tired. Like a monkey in the rain. — Haruki Murakami
It was just a kiss â€“ " "Yeah, and King Kong was just a monkey. — Linda Howard
He felt so lost, he said later, that the familiar studio felt like a haunted valley deep in the mountains, with the smell of rotting… — RyÅ«nosuke Akutagawa
So instead she settled on, "Did my father put you up to this?" Hale exhaled a quick laugh and shook his head. "He hasn't returned… — Ally Carter
Picture this," said Magnus. "Me with a little monkey friend. I could teach him tricks. I could dress him in a cunning jacket. He could… — Cassandra Clare
Hello," Magnus said to the monkey. The monkey did not reply. "I shall call you Ragnor. — Cassandra Clare
I'll need you to get a leash for my monkey, Claude, and also a hat." "Of course, monsieur" "Do you think he needs a little… — Cassandra Clare
--Hero!? Forget it! We're Pirates! I love heroes but I don't wanna become one! Do you even know what it takes to be a Hero!?… — Eiichiro Oda
One dies only if he's not anymore in the hearts and minds of those who know him. - Monkey D. Luffy — Eiichiro Oda
No!" Leo yelled. "Uhhh," Nico groaned from the floor. "Piper!" Jason cried. "Monkey!" Frank yelled. "Not monkeys," Hazel grumbled. "I think those are dwarfs." "Stealing… — Rick Riordan
Keep your sense of humor. As General Joe Stillwell said, 'The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of his behind'. — Donald Rumsfeld
I learned the way a monkey learns - by watching its parents. — Prince Charles
I can train a monkey to wave an American flag. That does not make the monkey patriotic. — Scott Ritter
It is a lot better to come from an evolved monkey than from a fallen angel. — Marcellin Boule
It can be argued that man's instinct to gamble is the only reason he is still not a monkey up in the trees. — Mario Puzo
Darwinian man, though well-behaved, at best is only a monkey shaved. — W. S. Gilbert

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