Monkey Quotes

317 quotes by 264 authors

God, George Bush makes me want to slash my wrists. He's so embarrassing I have to leave the room when he's on the news. What… — Margot Kidder
Every woman's path is difficult, and many mothers were as equipped to raise children as wire monkey mothers. I say that without judgment: It is,… — Anne Lamott
Postwar America was a very buttoned-up nation. Radio shows were run by censors, Presidents wore hats, ladies wore girdles. We came straight out of the… — Jerry Lewis
When I would be myself, I was being big-headed. I was being egotistical. I was a megalomaniac, when it really was just having not to… — Jerry Lewis
Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage. — H. L. Mencken
My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'. — Alicia Silverstone
I swear by that old expression, 'One monkey don't stop no show!' The reality is, we still have some good men out there, and we… — Angie Stone
As a child I was the best tree climber in our neighbourhood, I was like a little monkey. I've never been afraid of hurting myself… — Rachel Weisz
If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey? — Steven Wright
Never in all her life had she imagined that this idolized millinery could look, to those who paid for it, like the decorations of an… — Charlotte Perkins Gilman
What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey. — Mark Twain
I am burdened with what the Buddhists call the 'monkey mind' -- the thoughts that swing from limb to limb, stopping only to scratch themselves,… — Elizabeth Gilbert
Explain me to myself, youâ€™ll make me choke on my lunch. Feel sympathy for me, Iâ€™ll puke monkey blood on your understated shoes. — Don DeLillo
Stop the nurse like the monkey. — Jeff Lindsay
Claim whatever you want. Say you only want a happy family or a successful career or a big house. I say: no, that's not what… — Maureen Johnson
Barry, you're over thirty years old. You owe it to your mum and dad not to sing in a group called Sonic Death Monkey. — Nick Hornby
Doctor, I had never had anybody like her in my life, she was the fulfillment of my most lascivious adolescent dreamsâ€“ but marry her, can… — Philip Roth
I was the green monkey, the pariah. And I had no friends. Not just a few friends, or one good friend, or grudging acceptance by… — Harlan Ellison
I was about 12 years old and I was sitting watching the television and it was some kind of talent show, you know, and on… — Nick Cave
Little red wagon, little red bike, I ainâ€™t no monkey but I know what I like. — Bob Dylan

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