Monkey Quotes

317 quotes by 264 authors

People go to the zoo and they like the lion because it's scary. And the bear because it's intense, but the monkey makes people laugh. — Lorne Michaels
The fact that there are bigger injustices and wrongs doesn't make it right to sacrifice an innocent monkey. It doesn't alter the case at all. — Brigid Brophy
A woman has to look good, but a manâ€”a little bit nicer looking than a monkey is enough. — Meir Shalev
A past President, bullied and sandbagged by a monkey posing as a newscaster, finally lashed back....The nation's marketplace of ideas is being poisoned by a… — Keith Olbermann
People love that monkey torture. — Thomas Lennon
There is an angel within the monkey struggling to get free, and this is what the historical crisis is all about. — Terence McKenna
I believe that the totemic image for the future is the octopus. This is because the squids and octopi have perfected a form of communication… — Terence McKenna
Don't throw a monkey-wrench into the machinery. — Philander Chase Johnson
Slowly, slowly, catch the monkey. — Sylvia Plath
I have been dating someone that treats my heart like it's monkey meat. I feel like a delusional, invisible person half the time so I… — Hannah
Charles Darwin wrote a famous book in 18 gibberish. And that book was an interesting book, cuz it was called "Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-You" — Eddie Izzard
Visualize yourself confronted with the task of killing, one after the other, a cabbage, a fly, a fish, a lizard, a guinea pig, a cat,… — Konrad Lorenz
Let your monkey do it. — Ina May Gaskin
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost. She should go far. The sooner she starts, the… — Joseph Stilwell
"Softly, softly, catchee monkey," is the West African rendering of a very valuable precept. An awful lot of men fail through lack of patient persistence. — Robert Baden-Powell
Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute. Indeed, my experiments have proven to me that he… — Mark Twain
We worship not the Graces, nor the Parcae, but Fashion. She spins and weaves and cuts with full authority. The head monkey at Paris puts… — Henry David Thoreau
Most films I've worked on have had large casts, but they've been wonderful people. I think the monkey in Pirates of the Caribbean is the… — Geoffrey Rush
Never noticed a female monkey not climbing as well as a male, have you? — Don Whillans
If the monkeys had been concerned only with monkey Beings they would never have become men. — Harry Hooton

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