Monkey Quotes

317 quotes by 264 authors

I once threw myself a surprise party on Twitter because I was lonely. It was awesome. Thousands of people showed up and then Wil Wheaton… — Jenny Lawson
We're all just bags of bones and muscle and hormones; I'll never understand what makes our minds do the things we do. It's like that… — Meshell Ndegeocello
I became fascinated with the concept of speak no, see no, hear no evil. And - and the actual depiction of three wise monkeys. And… — Mackenzie Phillips
Frank's audience doesn't care if a girl singer, a comic or an organ grinder with a monkey opens the show. They are there to see… — Nancy Sinatra
Your mind makes you dance like a monkey all the time... Now you have to become stronger; you have to make the mind dance. Make… — Swami Muktananda
I set my monkey on the log, and ordered him to do the Dog. He wagged his tail and shook his head, and he went… — Bob Dylan
You can beat on your chest, hell, any monkey can. — Bruce Springsteen
And out of a desire essentially to imitate what I was reading, I began to write, like a clever monkey. — Russell Banks
Love's like a junkie, addiction's a fact. Passion's a monkey, you can't keep off your back. — Elton John
A monkey was the President, though maybe not the first. And there was peace and harmony throughout the universe. — Tom T. Hall
I get burned out on standup. But I like acting. I do like it. But sometimes you just feel like a monkey. You just feel… — Zach Galifianakis
Geniuses and supergeniuses always make their own rules about sex as on everything else; they do not accept the monkey customs of their lessers. — Robert A. Heinlein
In Africa, you know, if you're poor, at least you can go to the forest and share some mangoes with the gorillas and monkey. — Emmanuel Jal
I want you to recognize that I'm a proud monkey. — Kendrick Lamar
My dream pet? I like a couple of them, man: monkey, I love dogs. See, tigers, I don't know - I can't be playing with… — French Montana
My big break was back in the third grade playing the third monkey in 'Horton Hears a Who. — Sebastian Arcelus
Artistic genius is an expansion of monkey imitativeness. — William Winwood Reade
I looked like a monkey trying to wrestle a football. — Sam Snead
I love going into the centre of London because people don't give a monkey's about you or who you are. You can be in a… — Teddy Sheringham
Everybody knows that fanaticism is religion caricatured; bears, indeed, about the same relation to it that a monkey bears to a man; yet, with many,… — Edwin Percy Whipple

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