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Monkey Quotes by David Letterman
- You're not really drinking coffee unless you drink it black, don't you think? Oh, no? You like to monkey with it?
- I wouldn't give my troubles to a monkey on a rock.
More Monkey Quotes
- It does get old to have to always be a monkey in a zoo. I don't know what it's like any more… — Kevin Bacon
- The show business has all phases and grades of dignity, from the exhibition of a monkey to the exposition of that highest… — P T Barnum
- The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. — Robert Benchley
- A father and two sons run Adelphia. It's a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion.… — Lewis Black
- Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town. — George Carlin
- Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey. — Malcolm De Chazal
- Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room. — Winston Churchill
- The resources of the Deity cannot be so meagre, that, in order to create a human being endowed with reason, he must… — Louis Agassiz