Monkey Quotes

317 quotes by 264 authors

What were you thinking? You just met him. (Selena) I know. Itâ€™s so not like me, but I couldnâ€™t help myself. It was just like… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
And you, my best friend on earth, my soul sister who shares Chunky Monkey scoops and beefcake e-mails at the drop of a hat, the… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Wait." "So what am I supposed to do now?" "You know, Jin, I would have saved myself from five hundred years' imprisonment beneath a mountain… — Gene Luen Yang
I think the discomfort that some people feel in going to the monkey cages at the zoo is a warning sign. — Carl Sagan
He doesnâ€™t look very smart,â€ Diesel said. â€œHeâ€™s not even giving me the finger.â€ â€œCan monkeyâ€™s do that?â€ Hal asked. Carl gave him the finger.… — Janet Evanovich
The full moon rises. The fog clings to the lowest branches of the spruce trees. The man steps out of the darkest corner of the… — Garth Stein
Look, as my mama always said, 'One monkey don't stop no show. — Terry McMillan
I saw a monkey walking on a leash and thought it was an ugly foreign child. — Augusten Burroughs
A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon. — Eoin Colfer
I am burdened with what the Buddhists call the monkey mind. The thoughts that swing from limb to limb, stopping only to scratch themselves, spit… — Elizabeth Gilbert
Let's do it. Monkeys are always funny. You pretty much can't go wrong with a monkey, right? Hi paused. Well unless that monkey wants you… — Kathy Reichs
A southwest blow on ye and blister you all o'er!' 'The red plague rid you!' 'Toads, beetles, bats, light on you!' 'As wicked dew as… — Gary D. Schmidt
The voice was low and tinged with a hint of Scotland. It would have caused Alexia to shiver and think primal monkey thoughts about moons… — Gail Carriger
I can't believe it's actually happening. This is independent adulthood, this is what it feels like. Shouldn't there be some sort of ritual? In certain… — David Nicholls
I bet it breaks your heart to have two of your friends pine for me the way they do," he said proudly. "Luna...and now Scarlet.… — Ellen Schreiber
In times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings--artists, scientists, clowns and philosophers--to create order. In times… — Tom Robbins
Soâ€¦thatâ€™s like your pet monkey?â€ â€“ Nick (The tiny horse snorted flames and whinnied at him.) â€œEasy, girl. Youâ€™d do well to show her respect.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
She's like a wind-up monkey that winds itself. — Tammara Webber
Everything in the universe is everything else. A man is a killer is a saint is a monkey is a cockroach is a goldfish is… — Craig Clevenger
I swear, sometimes it feels like there's this monkey in my head who runs around turning the dials and changing channels on me. One minute… — Michael Thomas Ford

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