Monkey Quotes

317 quotes by 264 authors

I want a pet monkey!! THEY SEEM FUNN! :O — Jazzy
Who says English is easy? Then fill the blank with either YES, NO or MAYBE. Oh____, I am Monkey. — Jeferson Bregano
Don't be sad if a person prefers another person over you. Because You can't convince a monkey that honey is sweeter than a banana. — Nishan Panwar
Money makes a man; even if he were a monkey before to start with. — Vikrant Parsai
Man makes money, money doesnt make man but it makes monkey of him. — Vikrant Parsai
Trueeeeeee! I never did win monkey in the middle D: hahaha! — Meeeeee :)
If you think that you must grow corn, then it would better be on good terms with monkeys. — Vikrant Parsai
What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.' — Babloo
On the second day God created the monkey. God said, Entertain people, do monkey tricks and make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life… — Sadie
On the fourth day God created man. God said, Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years. Man said, What?… — Sadie
Okay, said God, You've got a deal. So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves; the next forty… — Sadie
I wish my monkey was a drug dealer like in The Hangover Part II. — Jeremy Limn
On a scale of one to ten, you suck monkey balls. — Rock Cowles
VYou never monkey with the truth. — Ben Bradlee
The president is here, strong and firm as a monkey's tail. — Jean Claude Duvalier
An example from the monkey: the higher it climbs, the more you see of its behind — German Proverb
A person who misses a chance and the monkey who misses its branch can't be saved — Indian Proverb
I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey — Mark Twain
Even though we're tiny bitches I don't give a shit. I will fucking attack you like a squirrel monkey. — Snooki
Like a monkey has to go to the f*ckin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey Shore. — Jersey Shore

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