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- On the second day God created the monkey. God said, Entertain people, do monkey tricks and make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life…
- On the fourth day God created man. God said, Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years. Man said, What?…
- Okay, said God, You've got a deal. So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves; the next forty…
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- The show business has all phases and grades of dignity, from the exhibition of a monkey to the exposition of that highest… — P T Barnum
- The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. — Robert Benchley
- Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey. — Malcolm De Chazal
- Yeah, we call that mulling around. Okay guys, come on now. What we're going to do early in this game is mull… — Les Miles
- The white youth of today have begun to react to the fact that the American Way of Life is a fossil of… — Eldridge Cleaver
- Parties don't thrill me. I like sitting at home with a tub of Chunky Monkey ice cream watching Big Brother or Friends. — Alex Pettyfer