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- Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye, Isse pehle…
- 1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi. Ldke ne coment pas kiya. Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota hai. Ldki boli fir…
- How do u know when kids start to grow up? Gals grow up when they start to put lipstick n boys grow up when they…
- Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..? Banta- haan Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi Banta- oye pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah…
- Bahu ke 1-2 afair sunkar PATI ne jaan de di 3-4 afair sunkar SASUR ne jaan de di. Lekin SAAS chup rahi kyu? KYUKI SAAS…
- Kya apko ladkian pasand hai? Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai? Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai? . . .…
- Height of Addiction: Just b4 a prisoner was ready to be hanged to death the officer asked him about his last wish..!! He said- I…
- Tcher:Shadi Kya Hai? Stdent:Kunwaro k Liye Alpenlibe Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye: Aur Shadisuda k Liye Cloromint Dubara Mat Puchna.
- Sardar Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho? Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye, Ab Saale Ko…
- Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi, Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha, Jako…
- Ek ladki match dekhne gayi, lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha, ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bola I LOVE MY…
- A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop. A customer girl asked: Underwear dikhana plz. Sardar thora sharmakar: G aaj nahi pehni.
- If a boy gives a love letter to a girl, people call him LOAFER But if a gal gives a letter 2a boy, they call…
- Fulo ki hasi Gulab hai, Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h, Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h, Agr koi mere bare me puche to…
- 80 saal ka Buddha rape case me jail gaya. Dost:- Tune is umar me ye kiya kaise? Buddhha:- Koi rape nahi kiya. Ye to Ilzam…
- Pata nhi kyu log meri itni respect krte h main jb unhe msg krti hun to wo apna sir neeche jhuka kr mera msg padhte…
- Ek Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Kamal Ka Phul Diya? Ladki Ne Usko Ek Thappad Mar Diya, Ladka Bola Me To BJP Ka Parchar Kar…
- Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain, Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte hain, Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat aapse, Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN…
- The best feature of iPhone 6 is that if you hold it upside down it becomes iPhone 9.
- It's Perfectly Legal To Kill Someone In Your Dreams, That's Why I Wake Up With A Smile Everyday
- A Belated Teachers' Day Its A Humble Request 80% Of Teachers r Suffering From Throat Pain By Teaching Students. So Plz . . . .…
- TEACHER: Kashif, give me a sentence starting with I. Kashif: I is ...... TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, I am. Kashif: All right... I am…
- True bravery is to arrive home ... fully drunk.. a late night out.. and mom waiting with a jharu in hand and you ask hey…
- Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, . . . chand to tum ho hi, sitaray bhi saath hote!!
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin