"I wish my monkey was a drug dealer……" — Jeremy Limn

More Dealer Quotes

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• A leader is a dealer in hope. — Napoleon Bonaparte
• Be a terror to the butchers, that they may be fair in their weight; and keep hucksters and fraudulent dealers… — Miguel de Cervantes
• A writer is not a confectioner, a cosmetic dealer, or an entertainer. — Anton Chekhov
• Drug dealers live vicariously through me — Drake
• A litterateur is not a confectioner, not a dealer in cosmetics, not an entertainer. . . . He is just… — Anton Chekhov
• Because drug dealers shoot each other in London, Norfolk farmers can't have guns to defend their homes. I mean, no… — Jeremy Clarkson
• The best pitch I ever heard about cocaine was back in the early eighties when a street dealer followed me… — Denis Leary
• So much for the crusade against drugs . . . all America is actually doing is consolidating its position as… — Alexander Cockburn
• Russell Brand has announced that he plans to write a series of children's books. First up: 'Horton Hears a Heroin… — Joan Rivers
• I think we can provide common-sense approaches to the issue of illegal guns that are ending up on the streets.… — Barack Obama
• I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it...and he's always on time. — Mitch Hedberg
• We wonder, what if we got rid of cash? After all, cash is what keeps terrorists, drug dealers and gun… — Erin Burnett

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