My Monkey Quotes

7 quotes by 7 authors

• I set my monkey on the log, and ordered him to do the Dog. He wagged his tail and shook his head, and he went… — Bob Dylan
• The phrase 'I just turn on my monkey and it makes me feel good' sounds very dirty, but I can't explain why. It's great to… — Stephan Pastis
• I'll need you to get a leash for my monkey, Claude, and also a hat." "Of course, monsieur" "Do you think he needs a little… — Cassandra Clare
• I wish my monkey was a drug dealer like in The Hangover Part II. — Jeremy Limn
• This is weird, it's time to blow, I just heard the rooster crow. I guess I'll have to spank my monkey. — ZZ Top
• God Schmod, I want my Monkey man. — Bart Simpson
• Now take your fucking clothes off, let me see your donkey kong. I swing your ass back and forth, back and forth on my monkey… — Lil Wayne

Who Wrote These My Monkey Quotes

7 authors contributed a total of 7 My Monkey Quotes as follows:

• 1 My Monkey Quote by Bob Dylan
• 1 My Monkey Quote by Stephan Pastis
• 1 My Monkey Quote by Cassandra Clare
• 1 My Monkey Quote by Jeremy Limn
• 1 My Monkey Quote by ZZ Top
• 1 My Monkey Quote by Bart Simpson
• 1 My Monkey Quote by Lil Wayne