My Monkey Quotes
7 quotes by 7 authors
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I set my monkey on the log, and ordered him to do the Dog. He wagged his tail and shook his head, and he went…
— Bob Dylan
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The phrase 'I just turn on my monkey and it makes me feel good' sounds very dirty, but I can't explain why. It's great to…
— Stephan Pastis
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I'll need you to get a leash for my monkey, Claude, and also a hat." "Of course, monsieur" "Do you think he needs a little…
— Cassandra Clare
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I wish my monkey was a drug dealer like in The Hangover Part II.
— Jeremy Limn
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This is weird, it's time to blow, I just heard the rooster crow. I guess I'll have to spank my monkey.
— ZZ Top
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God Schmod, I want my Monkey man.
— Bart Simpson
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Now take your fucking clothes off, let me see your donkey kong. I swing your ass back and forth, back and forth on my monkey…
— Lil Wayne
Who Wrote These My Monkey Quotes
7 authors contributed a total of 7 My Monkey Quotes as follows: