Hangover Quotes

117 quotes by 100 authors

Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the day after. — Joyce Brothers
I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time. — Margaret Cho
I have often thought that the aim of port is to give you a good and durable hangover, so that during the next day you… — George Mikes
One of the curious effects of a bad hangover is that you think you're wrong whether you are or not. Not wrong in particulars, but… — Jim Harrison
By far the best cure for hangovers is not drinking excessively the night before.This cure has a 100% success rate, and as you save the… — John Green
Mocking a woman is like drinking too much wine. It may be fun for a short time, but the hangover is hell. — Brandon Sanderson
A kid once said to me "Do you get hangovers?" I said, "To get hangovers you have to stop drinking. — Lemmy Kilmister
Wracked with a hangover I do my muttering over a Black Velvet, a union of champagne and stout. Don't be swindled into believing there's any… — Tallulah Bankhead
The hangover was brutal but he didn't mind. It told him he had been somewhere else, someplace good. — Charles Bukowski
Modern civilization is a product of an energy binge. Binges often end in hangovers. — Alfred W. Crosby
I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for my Mum. I know I've got Irish blood because I wake up everyday with a hangover. — Noel Gallagher
Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover. — Jimmy Breslin
I had a werewolf morning. Awoke with a rum hangover, imagined blood on the walls, and prayed to god it was mine. — Randy Wayne
There are these creative shows, all on cable, that are just so daring and out there. That's the stuff I really want to be a… — Jamie Chung
Opening day. All you have to do is say the words and you feel the shutters thrown wide, the room air out, the light pour… — Mary Schmich
A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death. — Robert Benchley
Tension means hurry, fear, doubt. Tension means a constant effort to protect, to be secure, to be safe. Tension means preparing for the tomorrow now,… — Rajneesh
Well, you know, there's depression and depression. What I mean by depression in my own case is that depression isn't just the blues. It's not… — Leonard Cohen
Well, people got attatched. Once you cut the umbilical cord they attatched to the other things. Sight, sound, sex, money, mirages, mothers, masturbation, murder, and… — Charles Bukowski
I'm getting too elderly to travel the length of the country for a free hangover. — Rosamunde Pilcher

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