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Monkey Quotes by Mark Twain
- Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute. Indeed, my experiments have proven to me that he…
- What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
- I wonder if God created man because He was disappointed with the monkey.
- I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey
More Monkey Quotes
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- The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. — Robert Benchley
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- Parties don't thrill me. I like sitting at home with a tub of Chunky Monkey ice cream watching Big Brother or Friends. — Alex Pettyfer
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