Monkey Quotes

317 quotes by 264 authors

It wouldn't happen... There hasn't been one publication by a monkey — Karl Pilkington
Without pain, without sacrifice we would have nothing. Like the first monkey shot into space. — Chuck Palahniuk
You can get the monkey off your back, but the circus never leaves town — Anne Lamott
I wonder if God created man because He was disappointed with the monkey. — Mark Twain
The living room is a monument to my impulsive spending habits. I've got more than two hundred DVDs, including cinematic greats such as Monkey Bone,… — Jen Lancaster
No matter what else you came up against, if you could smile and laugh while a monkey did you with chestnuts in a dank concrete… — Chuck Palahniuk
Do you want your blood to stay where it is sochar-lar?" Tavi lifted both eyebrows at the unfamiliar word, and glanced at Varg. "Monkey," Varg… — Jim Butcher
Monkey bar," Annabeth said. "I'm great at these." She leaped onto to the first rung and start swinging her way across. She was scared of… — Rick Riordan
A monkey was carrying two handfuls of peas. One little pea dropped out. He tried to pick it up, and split twenty. He tried to… — Leo Tolstoy
THERE'S NO MONKEY BUSINESS ABOUT THIS ELECTION,' he told the voters. 'IF YOU'RE ENOUGH OF AN ASSHOLE TO VOTE FOR NIXON, YOUR DUMB VOTE WILL… — John Irving
Those monkey-thumbs were meant for dogs. Give me my thumbs, you fu**ing monkeys! — Garth Stein
Iâ€™m stuck babysitting turtle eggs while a volleyball player slash grease monkey slash aquarium volunteer tries to hit on me.â€ Iâ€™m not hitting on you,â€… — Nicholas Sparks
We spend our lives guessing at what's going on inside everybody else, and when we happen to get lucky and guess right, we think we… — Orson Scott Card
It's love this and love that but of couse it's so easy to love someone you don't know, whether it's George Clooney or Monkey. Staying… — Nick Hornby
Graffiti ultimately wins out over proper art because it becomes part of your city, it' s a tool; "I'll meet you in that pub, you… — Banksy
Iâ€™ve never met anyone who had a monkey for a friend before. (Maggie) I donâ€™t know. I think those two guys you were with would… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Iâ€™m just trying to imagine you in flannel pink sock monkey pajamas. Iâ€™m sure you look stunning in pink. (Damien) Actually, with his skin tone… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
The phrase 'I just turn on my monkey and it makes me feel good' sounds very dirty, but I can't explain why. It's great to… — Stephan Pastis
We hear the ambient noise of children singing. We hear lions and tigers roar. Hyenas laugh. Some jungle bird or howler monkey declares its existence,… — Chuck Palahniuk
Right.â€ Sadie looked dazed. â€œYouâ€™ve got a monkey butler. Why not? — Rick Riordan

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