Monkey Quotes

317 quotes by 264 authors

Twitter can no more produce analysis than a monkey can type out a work of Shakespeare. — Eric Schmidt
Never believe that body is permanent. Body is like a water bubble. Mind is like a mad monkey. — Sathya Sai Baba
A blindfolded monkey throwing darts at a newspaper's financial pages could select a portfolio that would do just as well as one carefully selected by… — Burton Malkiel
I wrote the very first stories in science fiction which dealt with homosexuality, The World Well Lost and Affair With a Green Monkey. — Theodore Sturgeon
Let's face it, the average computer user has the brain of a Spider Monkey. — Bill Gates
A mathematician who can only generalise is like a monkey who can only climb up a tree, and a mathematician who can only specialise is… — George Polya
I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti's the… — Sally Phillips
You can look at a monkey and see that there is more than a five percent difference in DNA. — Bob Enyart
I furnished the body that was needed to sit in the defendant's chair.[Explaining his role in the Scopes Monkey Trial.] — John T. Scopes
Look at The Rock's competition! Look at him! It looks like a big monkey came down here, took a crap, and out came Mankind! — Dwayne Johnson
Kevin Kelly, let The Rock answer your question with a question of his own: Are you mentally, as well as physically prepared to tickle the… — Dwayne Johnson
Obama always goes reckless in words and deeds like a monkey in a tropical forest. — Kim Jong-un
The Democrats continue to snipe at Bush. They'll never give it up to him. You know Teddy Kennedy and Tom Daschle pick more nits than… — Dennis Miller
Frankly, sharing a media market with Chuck Schumer is like sharing a banana with a monkey. Take a little bite of it, and he will… — Jon Corzine
The brown monkey's instinct to kill is correct; such men are dangerous to all monkey customs. — Robert A. Heinlein
Im thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, Why stop at one? I don't like being limited in that way. Therefore, I'm considering a… — Robert Downey, Jr.
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. That remark in itself wouldnâ€™t make any sense if quoted as… — Robert Benchley
It sometimes strikes me that the whole of science is a piece of impudence; that nature can afford to ignore our impertinent interference. If our… — Aleister Crowley
Too much free time is certainly a monkey's paw in disguise. Most people can't handle a structureless life. — Douglas Coupland
I am not going to spend any time whatsoever in attacking the Foreign Secretary. If we complain about the tune, there is no reason to… — Aneurin Bevan

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