Monkey Quotes

317 quotes by 264 authors

The mind can be a crazy monkey that is always dying to escape from the moment. — Rolf Potts
In any case, [y]ou can't teach a monkey to speak and you can't teach an Arab to be democratic. You're dealing with a culture of… — Moshe Feiglin
You canâ€™t teach a monkey to speak and you canâ€™t teach an Arab to be democratic, — Moshe Feiglin
Parties don't thrill me. I like sitting at home with a tub of Chunky Monkey ice cream watching Big Brother or Friends. — Alex Pettyfer
In the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay marriage. — Stephen Colbert
Sometimes I think that the only effective and productive method of destroying speciesism would be for each uncaring human to be forced to live the… — Gary Yourofsky
What we must do is start viewing every cow, pig, chicken, monkey, rabbit, mouse, and pigeon as our family members. — Gary Yourofsky
I'm the tower of power, too sweet to be sour. I'm funky like a monkey. Sky's the limit and space is the place! — Randy Savage
I'm not fighting with myself. Oh, my God. That's how I am. You know, the story of the hippo? The hippo comes to the monkey… — Marat Safin
Have you ever seen a monkey examining a watch? — Wilhelm Steinitz
I haven't seen a half-monkey, half person yet. — Glenn Beck
I don't think we came from monkeys. I think that's ridiculous. I haven't seen a half-monkey, half-person yet. — Glenn Beck
If you sleep, Desire grows in you Like a vine in the forest. Like a monkey in the forest You jump from tree to tree,… — Gautama Buddha
To put it crudely but graphically, the monkey who did not have a realistic perception of the tree branch he jumped for was soon a… — George Gaylord Simpson
My most heartfelt thank you goes to Impact Future Media and Cartoon Monkey Studio. Their dedication to the truth is very uncommon in the world… — John McAfee
Those who are incapable of attaining to supreme religious values include the black coloured people and those who resemble them in their climates. Their nature… — Maimonides
I remember being handed a score composed by Mozart at the age of eleven. What could I say? I felt like de Kooning, who was… — Igor Stravinsky
Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey. — Charles Barkley
The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in… — P.J. O'Rourke
When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it's funny in any language. — Alan Garner

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