"When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it's……" — Alan Garner

"When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it's funny in any language."

— Alan Garner

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20 Quotes by Alan Garner

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When you start, the world of publishing seems like a great cathedral citadel of talent, resisting attempts to let you…
Hitting the gym to release stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the people that cause the stress to…
It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's…
I'll buy metaphor, but simile's a cop-out used by scaredycats who won't commit to anything. Simile's for cowards.
I wish Monkeys could Skype. Maybe one day.
Im not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school or a Chuck E. Cheese.
She wants to be flowers, but you make her owls. You must not complain, then, if she goes hunting.
... I had never given much credence to the phenomenon of "writer's block". I was more inclined to think of…
The job of a storyteller is to speak the truth. But what we feel most deeply can’t be spoken in…
My background is deep and set in deep time, and in a narrow space, oral traditions going back a long,…
My primary tongue, I would call North-West Mercian.
I learnt that I must never finish a book with nothing else to do.

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