"I wish Monkeys could Skype. Maybe one day." — Alan Garner
"I wish Monkeys could Skype. Maybe one day."
—
Alan Garner
★
★
★
★
★
0.0 avg (0 ratings)
20 Quotes by Alan Garner
Alan Garner has 20 quotes on this site.
A few more worth reading:
-
When you start, the world of publishing seems like a great cathedral citadel of talent, resisting attempts to let you…
-
Hitting the gym to release stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the people that cause the stress to…
-
It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's…
-
I'll buy metaphor, but simile's a cop-out used by scaredycats who won't commit to anything. Simile's for cowards.
-
When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it's funny in any language.
-
Im not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school or a Chuck E. Cheese.
-
She wants to be flowers, but you make her owls. You must not complain, then, if she goes hunting.
-
... I had never given much credence to the phenomenon of "writer's block". I was more inclined to think of…
-
The job of a storyteller is to speak the truth. But what we feel most deeply can’t be spoken in…
-
My background is deep and set in deep time, and in a narrow space, oral traditions going back a long,…
-
My primary tongue, I would call North-West Mercian.
-
I learnt that I must never finish a book with nothing else to do.
See all 20 quotes by Alan Garner »
More Day Quotes
This quote is filed under Day Quotes,
one of 30,562 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
-
The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution.
— Hannah Arendt
-
Economic growth may one day turn out to be a curse rather than a good, and under no conditions can…
— Hannah Arendt
-
The defiance of established authority, religious and secular, social and political, as a world-wide phenomenon may well one day be…
— Hannah Arendt
-
I'd take precision any day over power; as far as being tactical you know you have to see what's going…
— Alexis Arguello
-
For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day; and so too one day, or a short…
— Aristotle
-
For as the eyes of bats are to the blaze of day, so is the reason in our soul to…
— Aristotle
-
When it comes to the point where you occasionally look forward to being in prison on the basis that you…
— Julian Assange
-
We construct a narrative for ourselves, and that's the thread that we follow from one day to the next. People…
— Paul Auster
-
I write the paragraph, then I'm crossing out, changing words, trying to improve it. When it seems more or less…
— Paul Auster
-
People are so damned afraid that one day they might wake up and discover that they've grown old.
— Billie Joe Armstrong
-
Music - that's been my education. There's not a day that goes by that I take it for granted.
— Billie Joe Armstrong
-
Compassion is a practically acquired knowledge, like dancing. You must do it and practice diligently day by day.
— Karen Armstrong
See all 30,562 Day Quotes »