"Monkeys can't talk, stupid!" — Jeff Kinney

Monkeys can't talk, stupid! - Jeff Kinney

"Monkeys can't talk, stupid!"

— Jeff Kinney

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61 Quotes by Jeff Kinney

Jeff Kinney has 61 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I think humor is key [to a successful middle-grade novel]. Kids like to read for entertainment, and the best way…
I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg…
First of all, let me get this straight: This is a JOURNAL, not a diary. I know what it says…
If there's one thing I learned from Rodrick, it's to set people's expectations real low so you end up surprising…
that if you don't read nobody does
I think Diary of a Wimpy kidis sooooo good!!!!!!!
hot pink looks cute on only janet which is MEEEEEEE!!!
So if you want to find somebody to blame for the way i am, I guess you'd have to start…
hay he's a great writer and i like him a lot
I didn't really know what to expect from detention but when I waked into the room, the first thought I…
Then one day, this kid named Darren Walsh touched the Cheese with his finger, and that's what started this thing…
Dear Aunt Loretta, Thank you so much for the awesome pants! How did you know I wanted that for Christmas?…

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This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes. — Hannah Arendt
There are no dangerous thoughts; thinking itself is dangerous. — Hannah Arendt
Storytelling reveals meaning without committing the error of defining it. — Hannah Arendt
By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. — Hannah Arendt
To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would… — Hannah Arendt
Action without a name, a who attached to it, is meaningless. — Hannah Arendt
These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth… — Pietro Aretino
Perugia is my true fatherland because there I grew to manhood. — Pietro Aretino
I want to do what I want when I want to do it not be dictated to by audiences. — Dario Argento
I went through a phase where I thought nostalgia was a bad thing. — Dario Argento
In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento

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