Jeff Kinney Quotes
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I think humor is key [to a successful middle-grade novel]. Kids like to read for entertainment, and the best way to entertain kids is to…
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Monkeys can't talk, stupid!
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I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley,
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First of all, let me get this straight: This is a JOURNAL, not a diary. I know what it says on the cover, but when…
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If there's one thing I learned from Rodrick, it's to set people's expectations real low so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing…
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that if you don't read nobody does
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I think Diary of a Wimpy kidis sooooo good!!!!!!!
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hot pink looks cute on only janet which is MEEEEEEE!!!
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So if you want to find somebody to blame for the way i am, I guess you'd have to start with the public education system.
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hay he's a great writer and i like him a lot
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I didn't really know what to expect from detention but when I waked into the room, the first thought I had was, I don't belong…
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Then one day, this kid named Darren Walsh touched the Cheese with his finger, and that's what started this thing called the Cheese Touch. It's…
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Dear Aunt Loretta, Thank you so much for the awesome pants! How did you know I wanted that for Christmas? I love the way the…
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Well, the problem is, it's not easy for me to think of ways to improve myself, because I'm pretty much one of the best people…
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Holly is the fourth-prettiest girl in the class, but the top 3 all have boyfriends. So a lot of guys like me are doing everything…
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Greg starts a middle school and asks: Why is "bullies" such a big PROBLEM? And says people need to shave twice a day.
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hey guys i would like you to try this book you will love it!
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You can't expect everyone to have the same dedication as you.
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I think goodreads is the best place to look for books
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I'm not really sure what makes a book a 'classic' to begin with, but I think it has to be at least fifty years old…
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