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- First of all, let me get this straight: This is a JOURNAL, not a diary. I know what it says on the cover, but when…
- Then one day, this kid named Darren Walsh touched the Cheese with his finger, and that's what started this thing called the Cheese Touch. It's…
- Holly is the fourth-prettiest girl in the class, but the top 3 all have boyfriends. So a lot of guys like me are doing everything…
- I don't know if this makes me a bad person or whatever, but it's hard for me to get interested in other people's vacations.
- I've seen a lot of movies where a kid my age finds out he's got magical powers and then gets invited to go away to…
- I got to give mom credit for how she handled it.She didn't try to pry and get all the details. All she said was that…
- I'm having a seriously hard time getting used to the fact that summer is over and I have to get out of bed every morning…
- The only reason I get out of bed at all on weekends is because eventually I can't stand the taste of my own breath any…
- ... no matter how nice you are to some people, they'll turn their back on you the second they get the chance.
- When I was on the swim team as a kid, I used to hide out from my coach by going into the bathroom and hiding…
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- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- I wanted to get back to my style of 20 years ago after a long period of exploring horror and fantasy themes. — Dario Argento
- Jealousy is both reasonable and belongs to reasonable men, while envy is base and belongs to the base, for the one makes… — Aristotle
- Most people would rather give than get affection. — Aristotle
- The faces I see in the modeling industry can get dull. — Kevyn Aucoin
- Get this in mind early: We never grow up. — Richard Bach
- The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. — Richard Bach
- I never thought being obnoxious would get me where I am today. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- The riskiest thing you can do is get greedy. — Lance Armstrong
- If you worried about falling off the bike, you'd never get on. — Lance Armstrong
- I still don't get golf. — Lance Armstrong