All Jeff Kinney Quotes
- But the thing I’m finding out is some people don’t really appreciate it when you’r trying to be helpful. Appreciate
- For the record, I think it should be illegal for a boy to have to fold his mother's underwear. Boy
- You and your group of nerds fall into a pit and it's full of dynamite and you blow up. The End. Blow
- The best person I know is Myself. Best
- See, when you're a little kid, nobody ever warns you that you've got an expiration date. One day you're hot stuff and the next day… Date
- I don't know if this makes me a bad person or whatever, but it's hard for me to get interested in other people's vacations. Bad
- So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear. Bed
- I`m basically one of the best people I know. Basically One
- Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha! Cream
- fish and visitors stink in 3 days. Days
- I've seen a lot of movies where a kid my age finds out he's got magical powers and then gets invited to go away to… Age
- Because it's our choices that makes us who we are... Choices
- I realised all the good ideas were taken before I was even born. All
- When you're used to having electricity and then all of a sudden it's taken away, you're basically just one step from being a wild animal. All
- hope your birthday is hot hot hot Birthday
- I got to give mom credit for how she handled it.She didn't try to pry and get all the details. All she said was that… Advice
- It's not easy to writing thank-you notes for the stuff you didn't want in the first place. Easy
- Chirag: Rowley, do you think I exist? Rowley: Nope! I can't even hear you or see you! Chirag
- I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget Chicken
- I don't know what a guy needs to do to impress a girl these days. Days