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• But, I would say when I was four years old and I was at the Alan King Tennis Tournament and… — Andre Agassi
• There are people out there who are into traditional country music and for those people you have artists like Brad… — Jason Aldean
• Ever since Blessed Alan de la Roche re-established this devotion the voice of the people, which is the voice of… — Louis de Montfort
• More than anything else, though, to anyone who would write about it, golf offers a four-hour drama in two acts,… — Alistair Cooke
• It wasn't until after I'd been around Timothy Leary, Aldous Huxley and Alan Watts, that I started to reflect about… — Ram Dass
• Heck, I drank no more than John Wayne or Ward Bond or Spencer Tracy or Alan Ladd or Robert Walker.… — John Agar
• I've seen better coverage at an Alan Keyes press conference. — Dennis Miller
• Alan Shearer has done very well for us, considering his age. We have introduced some movement into his game because… — Bobby Robson
• English fans love spectacular players like Alan Shearer and that is exactly what United have now signed. He has magic… — Cristiano Ronaldo
• Alan Webb is the best thing to happen in this event, but professionals and collegiates don't want to lose to… — Gabe Jennings
• I think it's probably, musically, probably the most sophisticated. ("The Woman in White") There's a lot more daring harmony in… — Andrew Lloyd Webber
• Alan Paul plunges into Chinese life and takes us along for the ride, through vegetable markets, used-car lots, Taoist temples,… — Peter Hessler

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