The Hangover 2 Quotes

20 quotes in 133 categories

• I'm a stay at home son. -Alan
• We had a sick night bitches! -Mr. Chow
• Oh, my word! -Alan
• Just let me do one bump, get my head straight. -Mr. Chow
• So much for holy people. Bunch of bald assholes. -Phil
• I don't get it. Is this a magic show? -Alan
• I got all kindsa heat on my ass. I got FBI, Bangkok PD, Interpol, MSNBC... -Mr. Chow
• When a monkey nibbles on a penis, it's funny in any language. -Alan
• What's the matter, you never do blow before? Sometimes your heart stop, it start up again. Read a book. -Mr. Chow
• I do blow all night. Monkey jerk me off while I watch Stu make fuck with lady-boy. -Mr. Chow
• All I wanted was a bachelor brunch. -Stu Price
• I refuse to eat fuckin' cantaloupe at a bachelor party. -Phil
• I am a nurse, just not registered. -Alan
• Have you ever seen monkey in jail? -Mr. Chow
• There is a reason its called Bangkok, sweetie. -Kimmy
• Oh, you are having a bad day. Did you die? -Mr. Chow
• What? It's a bag of Fanta! -Alan
• I'm actually a part of this weird wolfpack. Hey, it's not weird it's pretty cool actually, no membership fees. -Alan
• Oh, it's ok...No, I'm allowed to say it, it's a bachelor party. Drink up everybody! Oh wait, there's no alcohol. I forgot, we're at a…
• Tell that gay monkey to leave my shit alone! -Mr. Chow

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