The Hangover 2 Quotes
20 quotes
in 133 categories
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I'm a stay at home son. -Alan
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We had a sick night bitches! -Mr. Chow
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Oh, my word! -Alan
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Just let me do one bump, get my head straight. -Mr. Chow
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So much for holy people. Bunch of bald assholes. -Phil
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I don't get it. Is this a magic show? -Alan
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I got all kindsa heat on my ass. I got FBI, Bangkok PD, Interpol, MSNBC... -Mr. Chow
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When a monkey nibbles on a penis, it's funny in any language. -Alan
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What's the matter, you never do blow before? Sometimes your heart stop, it start up again. Read a book. -Mr. Chow
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I do blow all night. Monkey jerk me off while I watch Stu make fuck with lady-boy. -Mr. Chow
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All I wanted was a bachelor brunch. -Stu Price
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I refuse to eat fuckin' cantaloupe at a bachelor party. -Phil
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I am a nurse, just not registered. -Alan
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Have you ever seen monkey in jail? -Mr. Chow
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There is a reason its called Bangkok, sweetie. -Kimmy
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Oh, you are having a bad day. Did you die? -Mr. Chow
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What? It's a bag of Fanta! -Alan
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I'm actually a part of this weird wolfpack. Hey, it's not weird it's pretty cool actually, no membership fees. -Alan
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Oh, it's ok...No, I'm allowed to say it, it's a bachelor party. Drink up everybody! Oh wait, there's no alcohol. I forgot, we're at a…
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Tell that gay monkey to leave my shit alone! -Mr. Chow
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