Monkey Quotes

317 quotes by 264 authors

I know that in many things I am not like others, but I do not know what I really am like. Man cannot compare himself… — Carl Jung
It is more comfortable to feel that we are a slight improvement on a monkey than such a fallin' off from the angels. — Finley Peter Dunne
I wish I could convey the perfection of a seal slipping into water or a spider monkey swinging from point to point or a lion… — Yann Martel
Coolidge is a better example of evolution than either Bryan or Darrow, for he knows when not to talk, which is the biggest asset the… — Will Rogers
You're not really drinking coffee unless you drink it black, don't you think? Oh, no? You like to monkey with it? — David Letterman
I wouldn't give my troubles to a monkey on a rock. — David Letterman
Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes anyone think theirs is right? — Will Rogers
Evolution is fundamentally creative, and when we align ourselves with the evolutionary movements of consciousness, the universe itself puts wind in our sails. Quantum thinking… — Amit Goswami
Thank God I never hooked on anything. I never had a monkey on my back. I just wanted to self-medicate, to numb myself through liquor.… — Johnny Depp
...claiming my right to follow whethersoever science should lead... it is as respectable to be modified monkey as modified dirt. — Thomas Huxley
With the tiger you're always on edge, and you always have to keep your distance. The monkey is far less threatening so you're more relaxed… — Ed Helms
Poetry, it is often said and loudly so, is life's true mirror. But a monkey looking into a work of literature looks in vain for… — Franz Grillparzer
I confess freely to you, I could never look long upon a monkey, without very mortifying reflections. — William Congreve
I really like the Caribbean. Anyplace in the Caribbean. I get there, and I feel like a monkey - the perfect state. — Penelope Cruz
An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men. — Charles Darwin
I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan. — Jimi Hendrix
Yes, I've kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but that's it. I don't go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals,… — Paris Hilton
A determined soul will do more with a rusty monkey wrench than a loafer will accomplish with all the tools in a machine shop. — Robert Hughes
It is not so important to be serious as it is to be serious about the important things. The monkey wears an expression of seriousness… — Robert M. Hutchins
There are domains in which expertise is not possible. Stock picking is a good example. And in long-term political strategic forecasting, it's been shown that… — Daniel Kahneman

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