Monkey Quotes

317 quotes by 264 authors

Why should I question the monkey when I can question the organ grinder. — Aneurin Bevan
I'll direct any movie starring a monkey or the Olsen Twins. Preferably both. — Eli Roth
Well, there's no monkey on my back, — Kim Clijsters
We are bored in the city, there is no longer any Temple of the Sun. Between the legs of the women walking by, the dadaists… — Ivan Chtcheglov
Our ancestors were very rich and eminent people, and they left us an enormous inheritance, which we have completely forgotten, especially since the time when… — P D Ouspensky
You never monkey with the truth. — Ben Bradlee
The philosophic spirit of inquiry may be traced to brute curiosity, and that to the habit of examining all things in search of food. Artistic… — William Winwood Reade
In January of 1995, my family and I moved to Seattle. Pearl Jam did the first of their live radio broadcasts, Monkey Wrench Radio, along… — Jack Irons
That's the thing about this game -- you get a little monkey on your back. You go 0-for-3, you go 0-for-6, pretty soon you start… — Mike Candrea
There is no logical reason to believe in God. There are emotional reasons, certainly, but I cannot have faith that nothing is something simply because… — Andrew Davidson
And there is something profoundly humbling about knowing God. Iâ€™m not talking about the trinket God or the genie-in-a-lamp God. I mean the God who… — Donald Miller
Some determined advocates of the vegetable system maintain, that the teeth and stomach of the monkey correspond, in structure, very closely with that of man,… — Sarah Josepha Hale
The tale of the Monkey Girl gave me wat I needed most at a critical time in my life: the image of the creative and… — Midori Snyder
Sitting peacefully on a cushion day and night seeking to attain Buddhahood, rejecting life and death in hopes of realizing enlightenment, is all like a… — Shoitsu Omatsu
I learned to swing on monkey bars over asphalt. I learned that if you fall, it hurts, so you try not to fall. But it's… — Tim Cordes
I am not nearly so interested in what monkey man was derived from as I am in what kind of monkey he is to become. — Loren Eiseley
The poor monkey, quietly seated on the ground, seemed to be in sore trouble at this display of anger. — Henry Walter Bates
It is unethical not to know. It is unethical not to think. It is unethical not to love. It is unethical not to live an… — Yasuhiko Kimura
MONKEY, n. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees. — Ambrose Bierce
There should be a detective show called "Johnny Monkey," because every week you could have a guy say "I ain't gonna get caught by no… — Jack Handey

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